Friday 10 July 2009

Trolldis and Tourists: What makes the day...

Work, 5 hours, nothing to do, deadly boring. What do yeh do? Here are the vital ingredients to turn the work-frown upside-down. (at least my work-frown)

* Tea (Preferrably Green Tea and Lemon, YUM)
* Cookies
* German grammar tasks
* German crosswords
* Ice Age tetris (try to beat my highscore on 50 000, I bet you can't!)
* Nintendo DS with Mario inside
* A bunch of british people (they are so lovable, wuh)

Here's the factors that turn the frown.. well.. worse?

* Frenchmen who assumes that everyone speaks french, and gets angry when you can't.
* Questions about God-knows where, God-knows what. (that even God himself could not answer)
* Tourists who doesn't lock when they were at the loo
* Tourists who sneak into the toilet cause it is unlocked cause of the bums before them
* Everything that includes toilet, and excludes payment.
* Tourists that steals expensive maps
* Old, pervy men who tells pervy jokes, tries to make you learn an important lesson about sex, and just won't LEAVE. (and that, when learns to know you better also gives kisses, uhgrhhh) (1)

Anyone into making Trolldis happy? Do NOT sneak into the toilet without paying, don't, don't. I seriously wanna do something drastical next time. Open the door when they just sat down and throw waterballoons on them? .. hm.. I have to consider that strongly

(1) - Luckily I myself never encountered this dude, all credits to Eva and Marianne for not escaping when he comes

1 comment:

  1. Haha. You are indeed very very lucky who yet hasn't been out of the accident by speaking with old, pervy men. + old, pervy men who loooks raaather scary.

    And frenchman really have a lot to learn. And I'm still very angry at those bastard who have stole the Jostedalenmap, because suddently ALL of them were empty, but not a single one had paid for one.. Grrr

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