Pathetic people on online communities

Why can't people contact people without thinking...

a) sex
b) commercial
c) on themselves

On an online community why can't someone take contact simply cause they want to get to know you, cause they think you seem nice, or cause you share the same interests. Why can't people contact people to make new friends?

On Nettby, an online community in Norway I scoop through my mailbox. And one of twenty is a friendly person who's simply interested in who I am, and interested in making friends. One of twenty! The most of the others is there for sex and pervyness obviously. Every single mail is sent by a backthought.

Today this guy who could seem cosy contacted me, as I read the first sentence that is. Then he starts talking about himself, what he does, and that I should check out his work. So pure commercial, and just commercial.

"Hi, nice music taste. Check out my pictures, I am a photographer, I would advice you to check out these and these first, they are my best ones. Byyeee".

However I must admit that I prefer commercial over pervydudes lookin' for some pantydancing. And there's also these that makes me laugh by sending a message to me, allthough it stands on my profile that I'm taken, and not interested in getting to know people for those reasons.

"Hi, are you interested in a serious relationship?".

Sure, lets jump right in it! These ones are clearly desperate (and even more clearly saying that just to get some good stuff). They ask me, out from one picture on my profile, if I want a serious relationship. Firstly.. For all they know I'm a rapist, or I eat babies. Or I like it when someone pee on me. I might have a killer grandma who calls me with threats every single night, and I might also have a penis. Hell, I might be lesbian. But na, sure, you wouldn't mind, right? Let's get in a serious relationship. Now.

.. oh, wait, I wrote a firstly, guess there should be a secondly aswell.. Secondly: How desperate are you?

Quote-wise this is a hit aswell:

"You are so beautiful, I like you very much"

Read comments about previous quote (babyeater, grandmakiller, those things). And desperation. And.. Yes, I'm stating the obvious. Next!


There's also this third type of people that contacts you. The type that just without any common interests, any common.. anything really, writes you a couple of mails asking how you are and what you're doing. And then adding you as a friend, and never ever ever ever speaking with you again. Of course they seem like popular dudes or dudettes when they have 200 "friends" plusplus on an online community that they don't even know a bit. Get a life!

Some people..

I just found this game on Facebook that I've started playing. This is the result of too much boredom, and that only. Uno. And there's nothing wrong with Uno, by all means I DIG uno. But this application still is.. nje.

It's given me a great deal of fun, especially when I win, but my major problem with this application is simply that people use even this as a place to flirt. It is a small chat there where the four people in the game (all selected randomly from all around the world) can communicate.Another thing is that you can send "gifts" to other people, a rose, a kiss, a thumb-up and so on.

This is how it's often looking. The game starts, some of the people in the game starts saying hello - nothing wrong about that. Two second laters a dude in the game, lets call him Robert S, starts sending kisses to the girls in the game. The girls go all "ohh, thanks Robert!!", and send him something back. He goes "no problem, you are beautiful". And they let themselves get charmed by this Robert, who out of one tiny ass picture can find out that these girls are "beautiful". They tell him back, that he looks handsome, and then the game is on. And no, I wish I was talking about the uno-game, but I'm not. They start continue flirting, discussing how they can chat elsewise, yahoo messenger, aim. I bet the game hasn't even gone for 15 seconds before people add each other as friends on facebook. I eventually wonder if I'm even playing Uno, or if Uno is the name of some stupid flirt-website on internet. So this Robert sends me a kiss aswell, I figured I`d send him a "high five" or whatever for funsies. That's all the contact in the world I had with Robert S, and supposed it would be the last one. The game finally comes to an end, and I figured that was enough for the day, enough pathetic people trying to get in other pathetic peoples pants. What is the world coming to? Is even UNO a flirt platform now, please.

I thought would get my peace, when I see that Robert S added me on Facebook. I figured I'd add him, for funsies and funsies only, saying what he had to say. He started with hi, I said hi back, and the very first question he asked was "What do you think of my facebookprofile". I didn't know what he meant, not completely, but I had my ideas. "I guess it looks ok", I said, "but for me all facebook profiles look the same, should I look for something special?". Then he asked me "any ideas for improvement?". OOOook, I thought, improvements on a Facebook-profile? Now it was simply turning obvious for me that he was fishing for compliments, but I wouldn't give it. "Improvements for a Facebook-profile?", I asked, "well, I guess they look dull boring whatever you do, but if you figure something out, then make sure to tell me!". I knew very well what he was after. And, there it came "how about the photos, any improvements there?". I asked him if he meant photos of him, and of course he did. I also said "I guess they look fine".Then he asks me if I want him to pose in a special way, or do something, wear something". I figured I'd delete this guy at once, so I said bye and pressed delete. Is the world filled with just self-centered buttcracks?

Obviously what he wanted me to say was that "your profile is great, the pictures of you are so sexy and I want you, should we be naked on cam you sexy monster, rawr!!". Obviously the fact that I'm taken wouldn't matter.. Men are pigs (with exceptions, yes honey, I'm talking about you). But.. women aint necessarily better, I saw how they basically lie themselves on a table telling everyone to take a bite. Oh, sorry, am I being full of prejudice now?  Of course I'm not talking about all, just very many. And imagine me getting this in my head right now after a innocent game of Uno.Incredible...

I'm sorry, I'm taken.

Some people likes to find a sexlife through online communities. Tries to give compliments, and make you interested in as few messages as possible, cause MAYBE this time they will get laid.

This blog is about these people. Lately I've been getting a waay to big amount of these hopeful perverts into my profile on nettby (online community). One dude tries to send "hi, hi!" mails to me everytime he's online. I said hi back the two first times he did, and then I just realized he's senile and stopped.  Another dude goes right on, and the first words he ever say to me is "you're beautiful, I like you very much".... I mean.. whoot? For all he knows I'm a rapist, or I eat kids. But nope, he "likes me very much". Nice that you can get to know me thaat much out of a small profile, and a "beautiful" picture.

This very same dude commented on this photo of "me" with "Wow, you're so beautiful".  Well, ok. I admit it, I really styled up for this photo, and I do very much to look my best. I'm so glad someone finally saw that. Please look to the right for a beautiful picture of yours truly. The dog is just a small detail, don't mind that. I would never ever want the attention on the dog, I mean, hello. Then I would hide behind it or something.

From joke to revolver, desperate much? You're so fucking horny you comment desperatly or any picture with me in, even if it's just a friggin finger? I'm sorry to disappoint you, but even if you would comment on a photo that's actually of me it wouldn't help either. Maybe you should buy yourself one of these dolls, you know, where you don't actually have to seduce anyone before actually getting to jump them. If you like it I'm sure you can put a photo of a dog over her face too, so you get it really how you like it, hell, maybe you can even print this picture and stick it on? Then you also get my beauty all over. Wouldn't that be nice?

Bottom line: Does people really think they get laid with these things? That someone actually falls on these stupid comments, and asslikcing? I hope not. What's even worse is if people actually falls for this? I don't even wanna think about that. Good night!

PS: This is not about dissing people who tries to find their love or new friends via internet, this is about desperate people trying in silly ways to get laid.

What do you say when..

.. your brother gets driven home from a party by the police?

1) What the FUCK did you do now?
2) Again?
3) What a nice policeman!

I followed alternative one.. Until it turns out it was just a nice policeman. You can say what you want about Northern Norway (like how damn cold it is, for example) but the people here are nice! Just go to the anywhere in Northern Norway to shop (for example) and anywhere in Western Norway to shop. You notice a huge difference, there's something unique with people from Northern Norway.

Oh, btw. I'm in Northern Norway.

Om legar: Den unge, kjekke og mannlige typen

Kva om dei?

Det er mange, mange jenter som "berre eeeeelskaar" kjekke legar av det mannlige kjønn. I beg to differ. Eg syns ærlig talt at det er ganske kjipt å få ein superkjekk lege av det mannlige kjønn - ein får liksom ikkje så veldig lyst å legge ut om vorteproblemet under foten, eller kanskje spørre om utslettet på stumpen er veldig ondarta. Ekstra stas blir det jo om ein ender opp med bar stump opp i det fri, og mannlige legehender som granska styggeheten som har utfolda seg rundt heile bakdelen din. (note: skrive ikkje om eigne opplevingar, og takk og lov for det!)

Typisk nok har eg endt opp med denne typen leger dei tre siste gongane eg har vore hos doktor, og om besøket ikkje er pinlig nok fra før så kan jo kjekkasen i stolen framfor deg gjere dette besøket nettopp til ein så pinlig affære at ein nesten skulle ønske at det danna seg eit svært hol i bakken som sug deg ned og aldri, aldri lar deg kome opp i lyset av doktor-auge igjen.

Ein håpar, ein håpar, men den gang ei... Etter eit livsløp på 19 år har eg etterkvart lært at bakken dessverre aldri opnar seg opp for å suge ned ein rødkinna Trolldis i ymse pinlige situasjonar. Så der ender ein opp, face-to-face med ein fyr du likegodt kunne ha prøvd deg på som drita, og må legge ut om sterk tåfis, overdreven vortevekst, eller då dissa røde prikkane på stumpen. Føle du deg veldig kul? Det gjer ikkje eg...

Nuvel, livet går sin gang, ein får medisinane ein trenge, og ein gløymer den traumatiske opplevelsen fort nok. Til neste legetime....

Pst, pst: Bilete av Scrubs-folk fordi dei er kjekke og mannlige(vel, alt er relativt..). Og fordi Scrubs er tøft.