A Bunch of Racist Assholes

Disclaimer:  My language is not particularly nice within this blog post, if you have a problem with the word "ass" and similar, I suggest you do not read this post. Really.

Na, so who do I mean in the headline? My own kind, Norwegians. Of course just a tiny part of it, and of course there are plenty of racist assholes all over the world. Ok, so if you're a Norwegian, and not a racist asshole - we're fine, no need to get insulted then. And if you are indeed a racist asshole, please get the hell away from my blog. If I find you I will hurt you. That having been said, let's proceed, shall we?

To be able to understand the rest, this is the song that will represent Norway in Eurovision Song Contest  this year:



I don't love it, but I don't think it sucks. My opinion on the song is anyway irrelevant, what is relevant is how much I hate these fucking racist assholes. Ok, so the comment field in youtube is clearly not the place to look if you want to locate the most intelligent people inhabited on earth, but sometimes I just can't help it. And it usually ends up pissing me off. Why? Some people can't think longer than their nose is, and should really all get a pair of robust boots up their asses.

The nominees for the price  "biggest asshole in the world" are as followed:

Asshole 1: "great.. african reps norway.. fucking proud of my country now ... right.. "
Asshole 2: "Go back to Africa and let a Norwegian sing."
Asshole 3:"she is way too ethunic for my taste"
Asshole 4: "And this is NOT representing Norway, our country in any way. We are not africans. "

First of all: You are all (please note: referring to the previously listed assholes) very welcome to kiss my ass, even though I would say my ass is not worthy of your kisses. Actually, you can hate the song as much as you want, I don't care, I'm not here to protect it, but the colour of her skin is irrelevant. Why is she less Norwegian than you? Because she is not as pale as a corpse, blonde haired, blue eyed? Guess what, shitheads - skin colour does not denote nationality, maybe it did an unknown number of years ago, but for Christ sake: We live in 2011, wake up! Multiculturalism. It makes me wanna puke when I hear/read these kinds of statements, why can't the world just be a nice place?

For the record: I find this song better than what Norway usually sends abroad. Finally someone who applies some rhythm, and makes it catchy in a way. For those of you "wanting something Norwegian", guess how many times "Norwegian" music got 0 points in ESC? 4. And Norway was last 10 times. Because? Crappy music. So in my opinion, be happy that someone finally does something different, and stop judging people after skin colour.

By the way, readers. If anyone of you happen to know Asshole 1, 2, 3 or 4. Please do the following: Kick their asses, and tell me that you did. I will bake you muffins, or cake. Whatever you prefer. One should get rewarded for participating in bringing justice to the world.

And now I'm gonna watch puppies and kittens on youtube to calm down and forget for a while how many idiots the world holds.

"I don't eat people anymore. Now I eat spinach"

This is Sumato, Sumato is 37 years old, and he comes from Indonesia. Before he started his career as a criminal, he was a farmer. His fathers name is Nuryadikarta, he is 65 years old, and today Nuryadikarta have no contact with Sumato. Why not?

Five years ago Sumato decided that eating cows, pigs, chicken, wasn't filling his needs when it came to food. He needed something more exiting on the menu, at the same time he did not want to pay too much for that. So what did he do?  He took a trip to the cemetery to see what they had there. And after abit digging in the graves he found what he looked for. A delicate, dead woman. He ate her, and got thrown in jail for that. Now, five years later. He's back, and he's searching for forgiveness.

Some quotes from the newspaper-article:

"His next-door neighbour, 43-year-old Ngadiah, said she would never forget the stench of death and the sight of a bowl of whitish-yellow human flesh drenched in soy sauce."

Am I the only one getting sick of this? I so don't wanna eat my tasty muffins anymore. Urh.

"I'm sad. People said so many bad things about me. I will strive to get the villagers to open their hearts and accept me again."

What did you expect? That people would love you after eating someones mother, someones grandmother? Someones daughter? Someones lover? Someones wife? Well, mr Sumanto. Think again.

"What is love? How can I describe it when I've never experienced it, never tasted it?"

And from the man who knows no love:

"I love meat... all types of meat as long as it's cooked. But I don't eat people anymore. Now I eat spinach," he added.

Fail.


Some questions:

Would you look at this guy normally after this? Would you let him in your house? Would you treat him with respect?

Does everyone deserve forgiveness? Or is there a limit to who can be forgiven?

What is WRONG with people?!

Warning: Contains strong images. At least for dog lovers...



Some 12-year old British girl did this. How fucking cold hearted can you be? Poor dog. Can't defend itself or nothing. I hope this girl gets attacked by a horde of wasps. Or fall down the stairs. It is her who deserves to get her ass kicked :( And a 12 year old.. Something gotta be pretty wrong in that home..

Read more about it here. (And yes, I know it's old news. But it's still horrible)