DONT IGNORE THIS REQUEST!

I told you before about stupid MySpace friend-requests. This one beats the other one, maybe.

WE ARE [BAND NAME]! DONT IGNORE THIS REQUEST. WE SENT IT PERSONAL! CHECK OUT OUR NEW SONG [SONG NAME]!!! FEEL FREE TO GIVE FEEDBACK!

Oh yes, I`m sure this was sent personal, and that you did not send it to thousands of other people as well. Caps-lock is also a turn-off, so I didn`t even bother to listen to the music of this band. If you`re good that`s great for you, but try a new strategy when it comes to recruiting fans, ne? Btw, noticed how nice I was not giving away the name of the band, thus not dissing them? Oh yes, that`s just me. I`m a giver.

A very cosy friend request

As a myspace-user I get tons of friend requests every week, mostly spam crap from rappers and stuff (take one glance at my profile, and you understand that they are obviously just spammin, why would I add a "Mr cool yo mama is hot 100 cent dude" when I obviously listen to metal?). And I deny as good as 100% of them. Unless it is a really good band (happened) or someone I actually know. Hovewer, today one came that I didn't deny. Some grim black metal band sending this message along with the request:

NO STEREOTYPE. NO HUMAN MOTIONS. DEATH. COLDNESS. DESTRUCTION. DARKNESS. Join our alliance!

And it's not cause it appeals to me in any way - I listen to metal, but I'm not that into no emotion, death, whatever, it's not cosy. I only didn't deny this one.. cause it's so damn hilarious?! On a sad day I'll just log quickly on to myspace and watch the blackmetal faces next to this very cute message.. and my day will be good again. Sometimes they kinda really embarrass themselves. Ahwell, at least it's entertaining.

I'll give the band this though, their music was kinda good. And I am not dissing them, not really. Just sometimes the whole mask the blackmetalbands put on. It's... Well.. Stupid.


G'night now ^^