Did y'all watch "Once"?

Today I saw the best film in a very long time... ok, at least since I saw Black Swan. (which, by the way, you should all go watch at this instant, cause it's incredibly good, and I suppose it cannot be hidden that Natalie Portman is gorgeous?) Namely (no, I have not been living under a rock, nor in a bubble, and yes, I know that it's old) Once. It's kind of a musical, but kind of not, with lovely music, where the actors aren't really actors but musicians (but it doesn't make the film bad, on the contrary!), and the two main people don't even have a name in the film. And it's special, unique, and far from clichèish. Though at the end I wish it would be, cause.. Well, now I'm in a pickle. I have two options. The first is to tell everything about the film, and then if you'd be interested to watch it,  you wouldn't cause guess what, Trolldis spoiled it for you. Oor two, not tell anything about the film, you get bored, uninterested, and I could just as well have written all about it, but if I chose option two there are always some people that actually got interested from the little things I did indeed write, and.. Ok, I take the risk. Boring blog post, but you might thank me if you watch the film and I didn't spoil everything for you. Were was I? Oh yes. I wish it would be clichèish cause (censored). You know what, here's the trailer. Then you can't blame me for spoiling it, rather some guy on youtube.. I can live with that. Bitte schön:



Friendly tips, if you didn't watch it till now, then do! It's well worth 80 minutes of your life.

Ok, another subject (theoretically not, since I already mentioned it.) Black Swan, people! Awesome, awesome. Again, trailer, cause then ye can't blame me for spoilers. Oh, Youtube, I really do like you.



"Oh, so Trolldis finally pretends to care about her readers". I know what you're thinking, guys. But listen to this. Done with two exams, two! Defining Structuralism and interpreting "The Flea" by John Donne was parts of it. Plus general questions about Britain and about literature, definition of metre and rhyme, info about the English Sonnet. All ok, and I am (at the moment, temporarily) FREE! Free equals time for blogging, eating, sleeping, and other things that you will not have time to do when reading for exams. So no, readers, I did not forget you, Shakespeare and Roland Barthes were both unfortunately a bigger part of my life the last months. So I promise: I did not forget you. (I hope you didn't forget me either, would be totally sad).

Well, guys. Have a great evening. I can tell you that I will. Ah, lovely, lazy life, I've missed you!

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Perfect snow, and then some more.....

Today the weathergods has been nice to me, to.. more people than just me, I guess, but I was pleased. The snow, so beautiful, covering all, everything. (unless you're really picky looking under the car that stood there for weeks, or unless you move some snow and point "hah!" to get me wrong, so don't take it that serious). And it's beautiful, this kindof snow warms my heart (if it'd have direct contact though, it wouldn't be the case. du'h. I've gotta stop with these stupid comments now). It's the kind that's clearly gonna lie for a while, now you can make snowmen, snowangles, and snowballs. It shapes in your hands, it gives this lovely sound when you walk on it. I've missed that. Now this has been going on for some days though, probably maybe a week. But still it's special today, cause of the mengths, and cause of the date. Today is the first of December! The start of the journey from today til christmas, it's always been special :) Now we've of course also filled the house with oranges, chocolate, apple and cinnamon tea (which puts me in the christmasmood at least, and tastes divine), and other things that's bringing my christmasmood stronger and stronger out. I ate my first clementine of the year the day before yesterday, and it was perfect. With perfect I mean perfect. Sometimes you really hit bad ones, but perfect. And (you'll call me weird now) I also sniffed cinnamon next to, lovely christmas-y smell. Oh, joy. Two weeks from now I'm approaching lovely Deutschland again, and it'll be interesting and exiting and nice to celebrate christmas there :)

I've gotten my interest in reading back, and it's nice. It kinda kills much unecassary boring dead-time. I don't know if I.. dare to admit that I'm kindof getting a Twilight addict (but not a fangirl). Well, I just did, so congrats to me. I saw the movie some.. dunno, a month ago perhaps, and it didn't catch me. I would rather watch another movie the evening it was put on, and it so happened to be that I was just watching it in the corner of my eye as I was knitting socks. So I didn't think more about it, what's so nice about vampires anyway, I thought. I find it a bit silly - maybe more found it a bit silly - so my enthusiasm wasn't bubbling.

Then some weeks later I met my friend in Oslo, and I complained about dead-time, she happened to have Twilight in her purse, and she shoved it in my face friendly, and said I could read it. I was kinda sceptical, but I figured it was better than nothing, so I accepted and brought it with me.Weeks went, and last wednesday my sister told me to start reading, cause I was complaining partly over having nothing to do. I did so, and it didn't take me that long to get captured. Stephenie Meyer is without doubt a good writer, and it just got better and better. I was done by saturday, and then of course very eager for more. Sunday I'd gotten my hands on the second book, and yesterday evening I was done. Now even more eager for more, luckily I also have the two next books available, and by the end of the week I'm guessing I'm done, if not before, I'm having big problems with putting it away.... And I'm very ready to see New Moon now? It's good or? The first book I find much better than the movie, my favourite scene in the book aint in the movie. WHY OH WHY?

I love you

You are my life now

<3

(just to make it perfectly clear to my friends, and to my boyfriend (especially) and to any randomers who might enter this blog. I am not a fangirl. Really.)

So I got caught too, actually I would never believe that. But it's so nice and romantic, that I guess any girl would get all shaky in their feet by reading this. (exept when Jakob comes, I don't like Jakob, Jakob is an idiot. Jakob can go to bed, Bella belongs to Edward) (remember what I said, I am not a fangirl, not.)

Looking forward now to starting the next book, hope Jakob will drown and die. But I guess he won't :( (don't even think the thought, no.)

Enough now, if I contine I guess I'll need stronger methods to convince you guys that I'm not a fangirl. (which I'm not)

Really, I aint.

Goodbye now.

Movietips reversed

Means I advice you what NOT to see. And believe me, I do the world a favour here. Contains spoilers, but who gives a shit? The movies can't get any worse.

1) Knowing.

What's really sad is that this movie begins good, like a half-creepy and exiting film. It starts with lots of pupils in a class, all of them draws a drawing showing what they think the world will look like in 50 years, one girl is wacko and just writes plenty of numbers. They bury the drawings, and in 50 years, which in the film is 2009, they dig them up again. A lil dude gets the numbers. The dad sees the numbers and finds out that it's dates showing catastrophies that was. 9/11, and other dates where tragedies happened and many people died. He looks around, finds out it's correct.

Then some wacko weird people is stalking his son giving him some black rocks. They turn out to be aliens, and they take his son and a girl to another planet in a huge space-ship. The (sucky) end. And oh yeah, the planet gets overheated cause something fucked up with the sun, and everyone dies.

2) Doomsday

Sad thing here is that the movie seems good when you hear about it. I'm gonna quote someone on imdb:

Great Britain, 2007. A deadly plague, known as the "Reaper Virus," has broken out, killing hundreds of thousands in its wake. In desperation, the British Government evacuates as many survivors as it can out of the infected area, and then builds a wall, preventing the remainder from escaping. Thirty years later, with the wall still up and the victims all but forgotten, the virus breaks out again. The Government decides to send a crack team of operatives, led by Major Eden Sinclair, into the hot zone to investigate the possibility of a cure.

Now, then most people imagine either some creepy, disgusting movie with people looking like SHIIIIT cause they are infected with some fucked up virus. You know, lack of skin, etc. That or some very exiting (rather normal) movie about the fight someone has against the virus, so they can get the antidote and people become nice again, halleluja, there is a God.. right? But no. What you get is, people that looks like friggin punkers. Weird make-up, weird clothes. NOT looking like someone that was infected with a virus for 30 years. Like this

What teh fuck is that about? This is NOT what I signed up for when watching a movie like this, really not. Now imagine a bunch of those, enough to turn off the movie, right? And if these weird creatures with way to much weird make up (where did they get this makeup anyway, they were isolated? HelloOOO?) isn't enough, there's always knights too, castles, you know, old heroish-figures. Luckily I was asleep during parts of the movie, good to know that I wasted just a bit less time of my life then. DO NOT WATCH IT, DON'T! JUST DON'T!

3) Disaster Movie

With that name I guess I do not even have to write more. Check also the rating at imdb for a fun moment. This movie is a parody of many movies, it's stupid, childish, stupid, stupid and stupid (and I need to learn more negative adjectives). Just.. don't watch it, unless you're 14 and extremely childish, and like crap. Then be my guest!