Movietips reversed

Means I advice you what NOT to see. And believe me, I do the world a favour here. Contains spoilers, but who gives a shit? The movies can't get any worse.

1) Knowing.

What's really sad is that this movie begins good, like a half-creepy and exiting film. It starts with lots of pupils in a class, all of them draws a drawing showing what they think the world will look like in 50 years, one girl is wacko and just writes plenty of numbers. They bury the drawings, and in 50 years, which in the film is 2009, they dig them up again. A lil dude gets the numbers. The dad sees the numbers and finds out that it's dates showing catastrophies that was. 9/11, and other dates where tragedies happened and many people died. He looks around, finds out it's correct.

Then some wacko weird people is stalking his son giving him some black rocks. They turn out to be aliens, and they take his son and a girl to another planet in a huge space-ship. The (sucky) end. And oh yeah, the planet gets overheated cause something fucked up with the sun, and everyone dies.

2) Doomsday

Sad thing here is that the movie seems good when you hear about it. I'm gonna quote someone on imdb:

Great Britain, 2007. A deadly plague, known as the "Reaper Virus," has broken out, killing hundreds of thousands in its wake. In desperation, the British Government evacuates as many survivors as it can out of the infected area, and then builds a wall, preventing the remainder from escaping. Thirty years later, with the wall still up and the victims all but forgotten, the virus breaks out again. The Government decides to send a crack team of operatives, led by Major Eden Sinclair, into the hot zone to investigate the possibility of a cure.

Now, then most people imagine either some creepy, disgusting movie with people looking like SHIIIIT cause they are infected with some fucked up virus. You know, lack of skin, etc. That or some very exiting (rather normal) movie about the fight someone has against the virus, so they can get the antidote and people become nice again, halleluja, there is a God.. right? But no. What you get is, people that looks like friggin punkers. Weird make-up, weird clothes. NOT looking like someone that was infected with a virus for 30 years. Like this

What teh fuck is that about? This is NOT what I signed up for when watching a movie like this, really not. Now imagine a bunch of those, enough to turn off the movie, right? And if these weird creatures with way to much weird make up (where did they get this makeup anyway, they were isolated? HelloOOO?) isn't enough, there's always knights too, castles, you know, old heroish-figures. Luckily I was asleep during parts of the movie, good to know that I wasted just a bit less time of my life then. DO NOT WATCH IT, DON'T! JUST DON'T!

3) Disaster Movie

With that name I guess I do not even have to write more. Check also the rating at imdb for a fun moment. This movie is a parody of many movies, it's stupid, childish, stupid, stupid and stupid (and I need to learn more negative adjectives). Just.. don't watch it, unless you're 14 and extremely childish, and like crap. Then be my guest!