Wrinkly Bohlen

Sometimes (understatement) I'm bored, and therefore I find it entertaining to check blogcounter to find out what people searched to get to my blog. Sometimes what I read is kinda entertaining, so I figured, what the hell, why not share it? Here ye` go!


* Dieter Bohlen wrinkles

I kinda don't know what you''re expecting to find. Maybe it's a fetish, and you want to see some lovely picture showing his wrinkles? I'm sorry mr. Dieter fan-whicheversexyouare, you can''t find it here.

* ass licking

The day I start a pornblog I promise you'll be the first one to know. Maybe I'll even be nice to the searcher above here, and find some really lovely Dieter shots. Just to make you happy. Sigh, what a joy it is to make people happy.

* ape foreldre (en: monkey parents)

This is just.. weird. Grab a banana.

* asslicking videos in Deutschland

Check answer for ass licking keyword. And by all means, the day I start a pornblog I'll do it in German.I'll find a Heinz and a Helga and every (perv) person out there will be happy. I'll be their little pervy sunshine.

* cold toesies

Now this one just put a smile on my face, and the smile got bigger when I go to google and the FIRST result to come when you google that, is my blog. What a true honour. Cold toesis and my blog, hand in hand (/toe in toe? Am I being silly. Ok, stopping).

* manties panties

I find this funny cause it rhymes. I know, so 10-year-old.

* dornenreich gay

At the moment you are living in danger. If I find you I'll kick you in the nuts so you won't be able to reproduce. Ever. And after that I'll really torture you. We're talkin 24 hours techno, the same song. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over. After that I'll see how gay you find Dornenreich.

Oh yes, and just cause I like making people happy:

I hope the mength of wrinkles is satisfying, and that you are not all too disappointed that he's wearing clothes. Without a personal meeting with Dieter this is about what I can do.